Maverick deli owners ride into Berkeley with a burr in their kreplach

If you ever run into a deli owner on the street, don’t tell him that his chicken soup and matzah balls aren’t as good as your grandma used to make. Don’t give him your mom’s recipe for challah; he already has two dozen from other patrons. And certainly don’t tell him he doesn’t know how to make kugel the “right” way (is there a right way?). Any such statements could send him  or her over the edge.

 

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That was one of the lessons I learned at last week’s “Deli Summit: The Renaissance” in a nearly packed JCC of the East Bay auditorium. The two-hour event in Berkeley (more coverage on page 4a) included some stars of the so-called new deli movement — although “it’s not a movement itself,” intoned panelist Ken Gordon, from Kenny & Zuke’s Deli in Portland, Ore. “It’s part of the new food movement.”

 

What-ever. I’m just looking for good deli, be it old school (Brent’s in the San Fernando Valley, the Stage in West Bloomfield, Mich., Jack’s in Cleveland) or new (Wise Sons pop-up deli in San Francisco). I don’t care what label you put on it, and I don’t particularly care what frou-frou ingredients you put into the food, as long as it tastes awesome.

For the panelists, the event was part therapy session, part bragging and part kvetching. Much kvetching. About how difficult it is to get local ingredients, to find and afford quality, hormone-free cuts of meat and to deal continually with patrons whose minds are fixated on deli dreamlands of the past.

Noah Bernamoff, who runs the 2-year-old Mile End Deli in Brooklyn, N.Y. — famous for handcrafted Montreal-style smoked brisket sandwiches — outlined five reasons why “on any given day, we could be putting out our best meat [sandwich],” but the very next day, maybe it could be the worst.

It comes down to the meat supplier, the quality of the cut, how the different parts get flavored as they get cured, smoked and steamed, and how it is sliced. A new-wave deli might even run out of meat (or something else) on any given day. “You’re out of pastrami?!” a customer might bellow. Or: “Hey, this isn’t as good as people say!” But that’s the way it goes at a small operation.

“We have no industrial deli slicer. We do it all by hand, and some slices are thicker or thinner,” Berna-moff said. “It’s not some emulsified chicken product … A sandwich can’t be perfect every time. We’re sort of stuck knowing that some days we might serve a really bad sandwich.”

Seems as if many patrons don’t understand these things, causing Bernamoff and his fellow panelists/deli owners much angst.

They all shook their heads in agreement as Gordon related the tale of a woman who told him his chicken soup feel far short of her grandma’s.

Said Gordon: “You’re 85 years old, your grandmother has been dead for 40 of those years. Really, how good is your memory of that?”

Then again, you can’t discount nostalgia. By my calculations, deli is 45 percent nostalgia, 80 percent taste, 25 percent ambience, 15 percent smell and 10 percent free pickles on the table. That adds up to 175 percent, and maybe that’s why the math for a universally ideal deli is impossible.

Among the 150 or so people at the May 19 event, I think I was one of the few who has eaten at all of the delis represented on the panel: Saul’s in Berkeley, Mile End, Kenny & Zuke’s and Wise Sons. Mile End’s smoked meat sandwich was so amazing I’d have to name that deli No. 1, but for delicate(essen) reasons, I’ll refrain from naming a No. 2.

All night, the panelists threw around terms such as sustainable, locally sourced, seasonal, artisanal, grass-fed and charcuterie. They discussed menu size and sandwich size. They ripped kosher meat, often from places like Uruguay, as being a joke both ethically and in terms of taste.

And a few said there’s no such thing as a free pickle anymore.

“The No. 1 thing in sustainability is staying in business,” Gordon said, “because if you can’t stay in business, it doesn’t matter what kind of meat you’re buying.”

< Click here for MORE COVERAGE OF THE “DELI SUMMIT” IN BERKELEY >

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Andy Altman-Ohr is a j. copy editor. Reach him at andy@jweekly.com.

 

Andy Altman-Ohr

Andy Altman-Ohr is J.'s former managing editor and former Hardly Strictly Bagels food columnist. He lives and writes in Mexico.