Blog Archives: August 2009


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys)- Episode XXV: Gallows Humor (This Day in Jewish History)

August 31, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Rachael Sage’s glittery new project

August 31, 2009 | by emily savage

rachael_sagenew_462Fresh from her run in Scotland at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, New York songstress Rachael Sage will bring her glitzy new show “Sequins & Shpiel” to the Hotel Utah Saloon (San Francisco) Tuesday, September 8 at 8 pm;…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys)- Episode XXIV: The Kvetch, The Schnorrer, The Sequel

August 28, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco
Dig this comic? Check out the prequel. Make sure to tell your bubbie about all the Jewish Dolphins.

Monotonix is back, ready to blow your mind

August 27, 2009 | by emily savage

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Monotonix is back. That fantastic group of hair-covered Heebs, the ultimate Israeli rock and roll band to ever have lived, has a brand new album and has embarked on a brand new world tour. As you may or may not remember, I…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys)- Episode XXIII: The Worst Joke in the Entire Universe (Too Soon?)

August 26, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco


The Fall, Rise, Fall, Rise, Fall, Rise and Death of Jacob Cohen (Part 2)

August 25, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Dear Readers, if you have a short attention span, just skip to the rap video.

 

If you have an interest in one of the greatest failures at in the history of comedy, please continue on as if your sense…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XXII: MC Bernie Bagels takes Psychiatric Leave

August 25, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco
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S.F. hotel offers “sweet” deals for High Holy Days

August 25, 2009 | by amanda pazornik

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The apples are sliced. The honey is drizzled. The mini honey cakes are rising. 

All you need is room service to deliver the Rosh Hashanah staples to your hotel room. 

It's all part of the Hyatt at Fisherman's Wharf's sweet deals for the…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys)- Episode XXI: The Rabbi gets the Salary, The Mohel gets the Tips

August 24, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco
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Deborah Peagler to be released from prison after 27 years

August 21, 2009 | by stacey palevsky

After 27 years in prison, Deborah Peagler will be released next week.

The news came late afternoon Aug. 20, when the governor announced he would not review or overturn the parole board's decision to recommend Peagler for parole. (See the governor's letter at below.) It was a tremendous victory for…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XX: The Question is the Answer

August 21, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XIX: Boat

August 20, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XVIII: The Mitzvah Tank

August 19, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

ATTENTION READERS: Have the High Holy Days inspired you to change your life?

August 19, 2009 | by stacey palevsky

The Days of Awe, which begin with Rosh Hashanah and conclude with Yom Kippur, are the most sacred time in the Jewish tradition — a time when the Book of Life is opened, allowing Jews to seek change and make self-improvements.

J. is looking for personal stories of High…


The Fall, Rise, Fall, Rise, Fall, Rise and Death of Jacob Cohen (Part 1)

August 18, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

 

The place is historic Babylon (Long Island). The year, 1921. A certain Jacob Cohen is born to an indifferent mother, and Don Juan of a father. When he’s born, the doctor hangs himself with the umbilical chord.

Little did anybody…


UPDATE: Deborah Peagler

August 18, 2009 | by stacey palevsky

dp-sings-small_306As I type this, people are rallying in Los Angeles to advocate Deborah Peagler's release. Peagler has served 27 years in prison and was finally found suitable for release on July 10 by the California Board of Parole Hearings.


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XVII: Two Dolphins of Minsk

August 18, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco
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Mazel Tov, Mis Amigos

August 18, 2009 | by emily savage

mazeltovcover_300  This past week nonprofit Jewish-musical-gem-finding juggernaut The Idelsohn Society re-released Juan Calle and His Latin Lantzmen's 1961 Jewish-Latin mambo album "Mazel Tov, Mis Amigos."  And the album will be performed in its entirety at Lincoln Center this Sunday, Aug.…


Jews set a sweet Guinness World Record

August 17, 2009 | by amanda pazornik

A recent article from JTA got me thinking about one of my absolute favorite movies - "The Great Race."

Written and directed by Blake Edwards, the 1965 slapstick comedy is a spoof of the first around-the-world automobile race from New York to Paris.

The flick stars Jack Lemmon as the…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XVI: The Obvious Reason for a Space Iliad

August 17, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

‘District 9’ draws scary comparisons

August 17, 2009 | by emily savage

d9_324DISCLAIMER: If you haven't seen "District 9" yet you probably shouldn't read the article I'm about to link here. I think it may be better to go in with a fresh mind and draw your own conclusions.

I, like most San Franciscans, had been…


Victor Borge-  The Most Twoderful Showman

August 14, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

 

The year 2009 CE marks the hundredth anniversary of the birth of Danish-Jewish entertainer Victor Borge. While Borge passed in 2001, his wildly creative and inimitable conceptual comedy, combined with subversive piano virtuosity must be preserved for future generations and…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XV: Prophetic Visions

August 14, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Mort Sahl- A Forgotten Comic Pioneer

August 13, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

 

Mort Sahl’s routine might not sound quite funny these days, but don’t sleep on his Schtick- Sahl is one of stand up comedy’s most important men. His fame is all the more remarkable considering that his material was not geared…


WEB EXCLUSIVE: Governor eliminates funding for domestic violence shelters

August 13, 2009 | by stacey palevsky

dvicon_216Shalom Bayit does not operate a domestic violence shelter.

But all of the shelters to which they refer Jewish women are at risk of reducing their services or closing entirely.

This month, in an effort to reduce spending and balance the…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XIV: Xmas Special

August 13, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

NBA age requirement a boon for Israeli Basketball League

August 13, 2009 | by michael lazarus

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When Commissioner David Stern implemented his minimum age requirement for the NBA, no one thought it would have an Israeli twist to it. Yet that is exactly what happened when Jeremy Tyler, a rising senior at San Diego High, decided to forgo his…


Anne Frank, Disney-style?

August 12, 2009 | by emily savage

anne_frank_355  It is true. Disney has enlisted playwright David Mamet to create a new screen adaptation of "The Diary of Anne Frank."

As we are all very much aware, the original play was based on the real life diary of a young girl hiding…


Want more Maccabi? Here’s what you didn’t see!

August 11, 2009 | by amanda pazornik

While most Maccabi Games' organizers were getting some much-deserved zzzzzz's on the morning of Aug. 7, Games director Jackie Lewis was wide awake.

Stationed at the Jewish Community Center of San Francisco, Lewis was greeting host families dropping off their out-of-town athletes headed for the airport. At 3 a.m.

Instead…


Gold medal dreams saved: S.F. boys’, girls’ basketball teams deliver

August 11, 2009 | by michael lazarus
The San Francisco delegation saved its best performances for last.

After failing to win a gold medal in any team event in the first three and half days of the 2009 JCCSF Maccabi Games, San Francisco’s boys’ and girls’ 16-and-under basketball teams delivered the much-anticipated gold Aug. 6, the…

More Deceptively non-Jewish Names

August 11, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

The name game was quite popular on its first go around, so we've decided to bring it back for an encore tour. Without further ado, here are some more names you'd think were Jewish, if you'd been raised in a Kosher cave:

 

George Steinbrenner- Not…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XIII: Vat’s Dis?

August 11, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XII: Hasidim

August 10, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

‘Rachel’ is controversial, but we’re still Jews.

August 10, 2009 | by elizabeth katzki

Yes, the film Rachel is controversial and it definitely caused a stir; it addressed an issue that had been boiling near the surface for quite some time in the Jewish community. I have an opinion on the actual film and its content, but that is not what I am writing…


Rush Limbaugh really IS a big fat idiot

August 7, 2009 | by dan pine

I don't care who you are, where you fall on the political spectrum, or how you feel about the Democratic Party: nobody could condone the sickening remarks that talk show host Rush Limbuagh made the other day comparing Democrats to the Nazi Party, as part of the heated health care…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode XI: Dying Language

August 7, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Jewish Folkloric History- The Wife Joke

August 5, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

The Wife Joke is perhaps the greatest sub-genre in Jewish Humor, putting the family, adultery, self-deprecation, and an overabundance of wit, into a cocktail as digestible as slivovitz. Self-depracating wit, sexual naivete, and kvetching are integral parts of Jewish comic identity.

Sigmund Freud was particularly fond of wife jokes, saying…


What’s That You Say, Mrs. Robinson?

August 5, 2009 | by dan pine

For Jews who already feel the Obama Adminstration is hostile to Israel, the news that Mary Robinson will receive a Presidential Medal of Freedom must have gone down like a dirt milkshake.

The former president of Ireland will accept her award at an Aug. 12 White House ceremony. Among the…


Jewish Dolphins in Space (Cowboys) 5758- Episode X: Hoboken

August 5, 2009 | by samuel raphael franco

Jewish exceptionalism explored in provocative NY Mag essay

August 3, 2009 | by stacey palevsky

A recent essay in New York Magazine asks the question: Are Jews exceptional?

"The question is of Jewish exceptionalism, and it is, to understate it, a thorny one," writes Alana Newhouse.

It's an excellent, provocative and concise rendering of the paradox in Jewish life. We often claim we are an…


Roseanne as Hitler: Funny or offensive?

August 3, 2009 | by stacey palevsky

Heeb Magazine's most recent Germany issue has the blogosphere and media up in arms. Why? Because Roseanne Barr appears in the magazine dressed up as a domestic Hitler (at her request) with an apron and potholders baking burnt "Jew cookies."

Don't believe it? Here's the image:

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Kickin’ it off in style: Bands, mascots, cheerleaders rock S.F. Maccabi Games’ opening ceremonies

August 3, 2009 | by michael lazarus


The 2009 JCC Maccabi Games' opening ceremonies got off to a rocking start Aug. 2, with Israeli scouts providing pre-ceremony entertainment and Israeli hip-hop group Coolooloosh prompting the more than 1,500 athletes in attendance to rush the stage for a celebration-ending dance party. 

In between, delegations…

The Daily Show, hosted by Jon Leibowitz

August 3, 2009 | by emily savage

Almost like a rallying cry, albeit a quiet one, Jewish director Judd Apatow appeared on Jon Stewart's talk show "The Daily Show" late last week and reminded him that many Jews feel the need to gentile-ify their name. Case in point, Jon Stewart himself, who was born Jon Leibowitz.

Apatow…