11/01/2009 at 03:30 PM
THE AUDACITY OF CALLING ONESELF A MENSCH
Commendable as it is that Noah Alper is unapologetically Jewish …. the self publishing of a book declaring himself a Mensch seems audacious in the extreme .. an excess of Chutzpah.
Conspicuously absent from his book of advice to young entrepreneurs, is his most impressive success in the thwarting of an attempt by his workers to form a Union. Like many “socially responsible” employers [cf. Whole Foods, Wal-mart, Starbucks, Borders, etc] Noah prides himself in being such a good guy [mensch] toward his workers that there is really no need for them to have an effective voice in negotiating the conditions of their labor.
Thousands were spent to hire Union Busting Expert consultants to negatively influence the outcome of a Union Election at Noah’s Bakery. Compulsory closed door meetings were held [from which union supporters were barred]. Pleas were made to not let this “divisiveness” ruin the culture of this little family business. All the usual Union Busting techniques were employed: carrots and sticks, coercion, threats, surveillance, harassment, retaliation and firings. Latino workers were subjected to special harassment over green card INS issues.
Noah accompanied workers on their delivery routes, affably chatting about the good fortune that would befall workers following a Union defeat and bemoaning the unfortunate negative steps that a Union victory would likely necessitate. We were reminded of which side our bagels were shmeared on .. and by whom.
Undoubtedly, Noah is sincere in his view of himself as a liberal, socially responsible, benevolent pal of a boss: a veritable mensch. He describes how he “allowed” workers to sport tattoos, piercings, and play rap music … a paragon of kindly, paternalistic tolerance.
Notwithstanding his conspicuous religiosity, Noah failed to internalize the Tikkun Olam social justice principle. No matter now many mitzvahs an employer fulfills, if workers are denied an independent voice in the conditions of their labor … interactions between workers and management remain essentially of a parent-child nature: a dictatorship, however benevolent.
There’s something profoundly terefah [non kosher] about an anti-union employer … it ignores the history of Jewish slave labor in Egypt and Babylon and the centuries old quest for freedom from labor oppression [cf. Deuteronomy 26:6-8] Profound lessons regarding the dignity of work and labor justice are inherent in these scriptures and this history.
Noah would have supported the United Farm Workers Union and he boasted about his connections to the Abraham Lincoln Brigade … but when his own workers attempted to organize, he resorted to the “not in my company” exception. Noah patronizingly reasoned that because he was such a mensch, a Union was unnecessary. Emma Goldman and Samuel Gompers would roll in their graves. It’s like saying that if we have a mensch of a president, democracy is unnecessary.
One thing is clarified in Noah’s book. His squelching of the Union effort was simultaneous with his pending sale of his business to Einstein Brothers Bagels. No wonder he spent thousands to defeat the Union … no wonder he had shpilkes regarding a possible Union Victory and the probable loss of this Mensch’s dream of a lifetime: his one hundred million dollar pending sale of his little family business to Einstein Bros.
In this effort to seal his legacy, it’s a pity that Mr. Alper’s book withholds this bit of timeless wisdom … HOW A MENSCH CAN CRUSH UNIONS … from today’s entrepreneurs.
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09/11/2009 at 06:21 PM
I was an early patron @ the College Ave. store and loved one of Noah’s early innovations: a 1/2 price clearance sale starting at 6:00 PM.
I learned early enough that you had to get there well before 6 and stand in line (I’m a native Californian so I did not get “on line” until the Internet) in order to get a chance at those scrumptious bagels at half price.
One day I asked Noah if he had plans to expand because I wanted the Walnut Creek franchise if he went that route.
His reply was a small but knowing smile, no more. Oh yes, there was a glint in his eye!
Little did I know where he was going - but Noah knew!
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