Jokes

David and Barbara

David and Barbara had now been married for 50 years and that night, after the celebrations were over, they were in bed and in a pretty romantic mood.

Barbara looked at David and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had."

David felt a bit obliged, so he leaned over and gave her a gentle peck on the cheek.

Then Barbara said, "I also remember, David, when you used to hold my hand at every opportunity."

Again feeling obliged, David gently placed his hand on hers.

Then Barbara said, "I also remember, David, when you used to nibble on my neck and sent chills up and down my spine. It was lovely."

This time, with a blank stare on his face, David got out of the bed and as he began to walk out of the bedroom, Barbara asked him, "Was it something I said, David, where are you going?"

David looked at Barbara and replied, "I'm going to the bathroom to get my teeth!"




A darkened theater

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?"

Several men stood up as the lights came on.

An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice Jewish girl?"




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